The Federation of United Toasts of America is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 1.255 billion Toastsyanês are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Toasts City. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Toastsyan economy, worth 114 trillion Ttjrètts a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,332 Ttjrètts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Toasts of America's national animal is the Toast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Toasts of America is ranked 198,730^th in the world and 1,436^th in the Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.25 billion capita.